Noah Kahan Calls on Congress to Force His Fans to Wear Diapers to Gigs to Stop Them Pissing and Shitting Everywhere
Kahan has scolded fans and taken a mock poll after repeated reports of concertgoers urinating and defecating at shows, including ruined belongings.
- On Wednesday, July 22, Noah Kahan jokingly pretended to call Congress during his show at Nationals Park in Washington, D.C., urging fans to wear diapers following reports of concertgoers soiling themselves at his performances.
- Following reports of concertgoers allegedly defecating or urinating in their seats, Kahan previously urged fans on social media to "just go to the bathroom" after incidents in Philadelphia and New York City.
- Attendees reported incidents including a woman turning Section 125 into a restroom at Citi Field, described as "0/10," while other reports detail fans "waffle stomping" waste to avoid losing front-row spots.
- To address the behavior, Kahan now has audiences take a pledge during his shows: "I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants." This direct intervention aims to curb the trend.
- Pop star Olivia Rodrigo similarly addressed the trend recently, noting she has "smelled" fans wearing diapers to secure front-row spots, reflecting a growing obsession among concert-goers to maintain their position at all costs.
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Noah Kahan jokes that Congress should 'make fans wear diapers' after concertgoers defecate at his shows
Noah Kahan has poked fun at recent toilet‑related incidents at his gigs, joking onstage that Congress should force fans to wear diapers after multiple reports of audience members relieving themselves during his concerts.
Noah Kahan calls on Congress to force his fans to wear diapers to gigs to stop them pissing and shitting everywhere
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