The All-Steak Diet RFK Jr. And JD Vance Are On Apparently Produces Some 'Orgasmic' Poops

Did RFK Jr. just discover the ultimate bottom-friendly diet?

RFK Jr. may be cracking down on poppers. But the hulky HHS sec. is inadvertently following a very bottom-friendly, albeit also very strange, diet. Forget “fibermaxxing.” The MAGA men in Tr*mp’s cabinet have embraced the best way to stay regular. Bottoms, sharpen your steak knives! New York Times Mag writer Willy Staley followed the RKF-endorsed steak and sauerkraut diet for an entire week, and says the results aren’t to be flushed away. In June,…

The All-Steak Diet RFK Jr. And JD Vance Are On Apparently Produces Some 'Orgasmic' Poops

JD Vance has also adopted the diet, which Dr. Sean O’Mara says produces some “nearly orgasmic” bowel movements.

‘Nearly Orgasmic’: Bizarre Interview With Doctor Behind New MAGA Diet

A New York Times interview with the MAGA doctor Sean O’Mara covered the diet the Trump administration subscribes to, bowel movements and much more.

Uh, I’m Pretty Sure People Would Know

New York Times Magazine story editor Willy Staley tried Sean O'Mara's "Living Diet" (nothing but steak and fermented foods like sauerkraut) for a week: To O'Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 ("separate, hard pellets") …