I’m Really Dating Myself Here

I’m Really Dating Myself Here - Overpasses For America

I listened to music on a Walkman. I read books in elementary school so that I could earn free personal-pan pizzas from Pizza Hut. I had a subscription to Tiger Beat, a magazine about teen celebrities that was printed on actual paper. I can’t stop calling things “awesomesauce” and addressing everyone as “dude.” I know I’m really dating myself here. I should be as embarrassed as Angela Chase when she repeatedly misread Jordan Catalano’s signals. B…

I’m Really Dating Myself Here

My hair is parted to the side—it looks so nerdy parted in the middle! I know I’m still dating myself, but what do I care? At least the person I’m dating thinks I look hot.