I finished last in the Magaluf Half Marathon

I finished last in the Magaluf Half Marathon

When I say last… I mean last last. Not “oh I was near the back” last. I mean THE final person across the finish line. There were a couple of us legends hovering at the rear, subtly competing for the honour, but in the end – I clinched it. The Magaluf Half Marathon official entry requirements do politely suggest you should be able to finish in 2 hours 30 minutes due to road closures. And look… Source