'I am completely dead now': Indiana man's humorous, self-written obit reflects on brushes with death

'I am completely dead now': Indiana man's humorous, self-written obit reflects on brushes with death

LAFAYETTE, Ind. — It isn't every day someone gets to write their own obituary. Let alone one filled with this much wit and humor. But Gary Wolfelt knew one day soon he'd be meeting his maker. He'd had too many close calls not to see the writing on the wall. When at last the time came, and Gary found the Grim Reaper calling his number, he was ready. "I am completely dead now," Gary wrote. "I am surprised that it took this long to happen." Wolfelt…