How Many Oysters Does it Take to Get Horny: An Investigation

How Many Oysters Does it Take to Get Horny: An Investigation

A few weeks ago, I went on a date with a handsome guy who didn’t like seafood. I ordered a full dozen oysters, a known aphrodisiac, and took his polite refusal as fortuitous, then proceeded to tuck in while he watched on, looking half disgusted, half bemused, until I finally caught his expression. “What?” I asked, mid-chew. “You know oysters make you horny, right?” I rolled my eyes and decided I probably wouldn’t sleep with him, then wondered if…