I’m a pretty good neighbor. I’m friendly enough to give a casual wave while mowing the lawn simultaneously but private enough to wait until they are done taking their trash to the curb before I go out, so we don’t feel obligated to speak to each other. I must admit that it’s been a strained relationship with my neighbor ever since the great nude sunbathing incident of 2023. I walked out my back door expecting to enjoy some alone time outside. Ho…