GeenStijl: GLAMORAMA! Dreetje Hazes Has a New Flame, Wesley Sneijder Tackles a Seventeen-Year-Younger Beauty & More

Some more great grades have been achieved at the university of life! André Hazes, perhaps the most famous of them all, has traded in his used car for a younger model. It concerns a certain Noa Braaf, daughter of someone else with the surname Braaf, of course first brought by RealityFBI and then copied by Evert's Santa Claus. Dreetje supposedly had his new girl sing into his trouser microphone earlier, but that was supposedly not true, you all kn…