Florida woman terrorized in 'cheesy nachos' attack: Her wife allegedly shoved them down her pants

Florida woman terrorized in 'cheesy nachos' attack: Her wife allegedly shoved them down her pants

Content warning: This article describes intimate partner violence. Please take care while reading. In what could be the most ridiculous snack-related spat of the year, a Florida woman is at the center of an uncomfortably cheesy showdown that somehow ended in an arrest. According to local reports, Allyson Swan and her wife found themselves embroiled in a heated argument that quickly escalated from spicy words to even spicier snacks. Reportedly, t…

Florida nurse accused of violent cheesy nachos assault on her wife

Police in Florida say they arrested a nurse accused of beating her wife and shoving a handful of cheesy nachos down her pants.Keep up with the latest in LGBTQ+ news and politics. Sign up for The Advocate's email newsletter. Allyson Swan, 39, a registered nurse in Port St. Lucie, was taken into custody for the incident in the early morning of May 3. The Port St. Lucie Police Department said they took her into custody after responding to a welfare…

Florida Woman Arrested After Alleged Nacho-Related Attack On Wife

Read More: Florida Woman Arrested After Alleged Nacho-Related Attack on Wife A Port St. Lucie woman faces criminal charges after a bizarre domestic incident involving nacho cheese escalated into violence, according to authorities. Allyson Swan, 39, has been charged with one count of battery causing bodily harm, as recorded in St. Lucie County court documents. The incident reportedly unfolded on the night of March 3 at […] This post Florida Woma…