Don't wake me up before noon

Debo de ser el hombre más perezoso del mundo, piensa Barclays, sin un átomo de culpa, orgulloso de sí mismo.Un día tranquilo y feliz comienza para Barclays a las dos de la tarde, hora en que despierta a regañadientes, se despoja de su ropa para dormir (numerosas prendas de cachemira y zapatos negros, pues duerme con medias gruesas y zapatos), se viste siempre de azul y baja a la cocina de su casa.Su esposa le pide que se bañe al despertar, o que…

Believes Barclays is the laziest man in the world without an ounce of guilt, proud of himself. A peaceful and happy day starts for Barclays at 2 pm, when he reluctantly wakes up, removes his sleepwear (numerous cashmere items and black shoes, as he sleeps with thick socks and black shoes), dresses in blue, and goes to the kitchen of his house. His wife asks him to take a bath when he wakes up or at least wash his face with soap, but Barclays doe…