[Satire] K-P to Launch Digital Tendering in Fisheries

K-P to launch digital tendering in fisheries

Khyber-Pakhtunkhwa Assembly Standing Committee on Livestock, Fisheries, and Cooperatives announced on Saturday the introduction of an e-tendering system in the Fisheries Department. The announcement came during a visit of MPAs, who are members of the standing committee, to Tarbela Lake and Khanpur Dam. According to the committee members, this new system will not only bring greater transparency but also help increase revenue. The committee also e…

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