Coming Soon From Bill Gates's Lab of Horrors: FRANKENBUTTER

Coming Soon From Bill Gates's Lab of Horrors: FRANKENBUTTER

Hey, kids — it’s trivia time. But don’t sweat today’s question because it’s an easy one.  What do you get when you take carbon dioxide captured from the atmosphere, hydrogen from water split by renewable energy, and glycerol, then use proprietary catalysts in high-pressure bubble reactors to synthesize hydrocarbon chains, oxidize them into fatty acids, esterify them into triglycerides that mimic the molecular structure of a common fat, and final…

FRANKENBUTTER: We Can Thank Bill Gates' House Of Horrors For Spreading It On Thick

Arch-Technocrat Bill Gates has figured how to get rid of CO2: Eat it! Spread your Frankenbutter on your GMO bread, baste your synthetic hamburgers, and dip your lobsters in it. You have to wonder if he will figure a way to factor in some spicy mRNA! Gates apparently thinks that man-made everything is better than anything natural. Bill, it’s not nice to fool Mother Nature… ⁃ Patrick Wood, Editor. Hey, kids — it’s trivia time. But don’t sweat toda…