Christina Aguilera Has Me Feeling Like It's 2000 & I'm Not A Fat Dad Who Falls Asleep Sitting Upright

Christina Aguilera Has Me Feeling Like It's 2000 & I'm Not A Fat Dad Who Falls Asleep Sitting Upright

One minute you're in college, MTV still has live TV shows, Bill Clinton is the President and you still have a landline phone. The next thing you know, 24 years have passed, you're fat, married with kids, you are commissioner of a virtual mowing league, and you fall asleep sitting upright in a recliner as Donald Trump rambles on for an hour and a half as he looks to become President, again.Where the hell have 24 years of life gone? Unreal. Imagin…