Last week I left you with the tantalising prospect of being able to read about my fridge. Well, I’ll get on to that. But something vaguely interesting has happened, so you’ll just have to wait. Now, I may not have mentioned him before, but for more than a quarter of a century I have been good friends with J—, who happens to be one of the three members of the band Black Box Recorder. You might not have heard of them, but they had a hit single in …