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Beyond Reason: Mistletoe... - Granite Falls News

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Through no fault of my own other than I needed groceries, I found myself in a supermarket being held hostage by Christmas music. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus came on. Do you know where the narrator saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? On the lips, I presume. I dunno. I got distracted the moment I heard she was kissing him under the mistletoe. And I thought: huh. Mistletoe. Is that still a thing?

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Beyond Reason: Mistletoe... - Granite Falls News

Through no fault of my own other than I needed groceries, I found myself in a supermarket being held hostage by Christmas music. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus came on. Do you know where the narrator saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus? On the lips, I presume. I dunno. I got distracted the moment I heard she was kissing him under the mistletoe. And I thought: huh. Mistletoe. Is that still a thing?

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granitefallsnews.com broke the news in on Monday, December 29, 2025.
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