My friends and I went to the Oakley rodeo to see Xtreme Bulls, a competition where 40 of the sport’s top riders try to stay on a bucking bull for eight seconds, holding on with only one hand. The champion was Stetson Wright, a hometown favorite from Beaver, Utah. And with a name like that, how could he not be? In fact, that night, as the announcer called out each rider, I couldn’t help but notice everyone had the perfect rodeo cowboy name. There…