Aw, Hell, We Left Big Gert in Space

Aw, Hell, We Left Big Gert in Space

“The Blue Origin flight showcased the utter defeat of American feminism.” — Moira Donegan, The Guardian. - - -Jeff, my man. It’s Dave. How the hell are you? Oh, fine, fine. Wife’s good, kids are good. Great. Listen, uh—we got a situation. We forgot one. In space. No, not Katy Perry, thank God. She’s running the press circuit like a champ. Gayle’s accounted for. Lauren, too, though I’ll happily shoot her back up there if you need a break from nag…