Are Hawkins Cheezies the Snack Food of Canadian Sovereignty?

Are Hawkins Cheezies the Snack Food of Canadian Sovereignty?

Fuck Cheetos. Go ahead, extend your orange-dusted middle finger at me. I have no interest in snacks that require anthropomorphic characters like Chester Cheetah to convince me to buy the product they shill. When all of us are wondering and worrying about buying Canuck-produced goods, I will happily forgo your American snack food, soda pop, sports drink, and bottled water conglomerate. I find the Cheetofication of foodstuffs—covering foods in Che…