American Official Used All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp At Red Lobster To Justify Potential Invasion Of Greenland
Tom Dans said the United States could take Greenland’s seafood and bring back Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp as the administration pursues annexation.
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Is this the real, weird, deeply embarrassing reason for Tr*mp’s twisted Greenland plans?
The reflecting pool is green with algae, ducklings are dying, and Tr*mp somehow still isn’t done taking his revenge on marine life. In an explosive New Yorker report from last week, the despot’s real plans for a Greenland takeover were revealed, and they weren’t pretty. They were, of course, incredibly stupid. After a series of epic failures, including the Tr*mp administration f’ing around and fully finding out about how easy it is for Iran to m…
Greenland annexation could bring back endless shrimp: Trump official
President Donald Trump’s long-standing obsession with Greenland continues with officials from the Trump administration now pitching the island’s annexation as a way to bring back endless shrimp at Red Lobster. Trump’s interest in acquiring Greenland began as far back as 2018 during an intelligence briefing on increased Chinese and Russian activity in the Arctic. Trump has since then argued that control of the island would help secure vast untap…
'All-You-Can-Eat Shrimp:' Trump Arctic Strategy Mocked After Official Claims Greenland Invasion Logic
A senior American official has defended the potential annexation of Greenland, a move that has strained NATO, triggered a diplomatic crisis and alarmed European capitals, by arguing it could help revive a struggling US seafood chain's all-you-can-eat shrimp deal. The remark, delivered to The New Yorker's Ben Taub, came from Tom Dans, the man Donald Trump appointed in December 2025 to chair the United States Arctic Research Commission (USARC). Da…
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