[Satire] Aide Pulls Several Wet Pages Of Bill Out Of Dianne Feinstein’s Mouth

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Aide Pulls Several Wet Pages Of Bill Out Of Dianne Feinstein’s Mouth

WASHINGTON—Trying to dislodge the saliva-covered documents without tearing them on the senator’s teeth, Senate aide Austin Shear reportedly pulled several wet pages out of Dianne Feinstein’s mouth Friday. “No, Dianne, that’s very bad—drop it!” said Shear, who stuck his fingers between Feinstein’s lips and used the…Read more...