ABC Staff Offered Grief Counselling Should Dutton Lose The Election

ABC Staff Offered Grief Counselling Should Dutton Lose The Election

ABC management have sent out a memo to all staff with an offer for grief counselling to any staff who may need it, should the ABC’s favourite politician, Peter Dutton, lose this weekend’s federal election. ”The relationship between the ABC and Peter Dutton is a definite one of love, hate,” said an ABC insider. ”Some in the ABC like Speersy and PK love the man, but Dutts, yeah, he hates us.” ”To be fair the dude does hate most people, that aren’t…