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A Love Poem to Greenland written by J.D. Vance

Summary by Robot Butt
I was in first class and flying high,  When your gorgeous ice first caught my eye. “Who’s that?”,  I asked.  “Greenland”, the reply. How in heaven had you passed me by? Pardon me,  I don’t mean to be crass, Dare I admire, your big landmass. Thou hast those ravishing Northern Lights,  Far more enchanting than women’s rights. Denmark is a path to misery, Wherefore not with The Land of The Free. Quality of life – who needs first place?  Have you an…
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Robot Butt broke the news in on Sunday, May 4, 2025.
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