[Satire] Trump Held In Contempt Of Court After Stabbing Michael Cohen To Death With Ballpoint Pen

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Trump Held In Contempt Of Court After Stabbing Michael Cohen To Death With Ballpoint Pen

NEW YORK—Violating the judge’s order prohibiting the former president from killing his one-time fixer, Donald Trump was held in contempt of court Tuesday after stabbing Michael Cohen to death with a ballpoint pen. “Given the defendant’s willful and repeated refusal to comply with this court’s instruction not to shank…