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The Barber of My Dreams

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My dream barber would have a good sense of humor, but never laugh when I show him a photo of a hilariously handsome man like Jude Law. He would perceive what I’d like to do with my ’do and not suggest that I shave my head and start working out to look more like the Rock. The barber of my dreams would take it easy while tying the cape around my neck. I tend to ramble when I'm about to lose consciousness.
Published 2 months ago

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The Barber of My Dreams

My dream barber would do the heavy lifting in conversations—but only if he enjoys rambling, like a drunken Little League coach or a politician.

2 months ago·New York, United States
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