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[Satire] Suicidal Man Urged By Onlookers To Jump From Higher Floor

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
NEW YORK—Pleading with the individual to think rationally, onlookers reportedly urged suicidal jumper Harrison Zwillet to leap from a higher floor Wednesday. “No! Please! Go higher!” called out just one good Samaritan from the ground below, doing her best to deter the distressed stranger from jumping from such a…
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