[Satire] Subway Manager Shows New Hire How To Properly Soak Bread In Mop Water

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Subway Manager Shows New Hire How To Properly Soak Bread In Mop Water

LEBANON, IN—Noting that the sandwich-making technique was simple but might take a few tries to master, local Subway manager Keith Unger showed a new hire Tuesday how to properly soak bread in mop water. “So first things first: You’re going to want to take your stale, hardened roll and then dunk it over and over in the…