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[Satire] Satire: I hate nature
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Satire: I hate nature
Every morning, the second I open my eyes, I smirk to myself and think, “Life is great.” I switch on my full-spectrum LED light to help me wake up. This is vital to maintaining a healthy circadian rhythm. I quickly snap open my MacBook and check my email while my JURA brews my daily shot of espresso. Because my daily activities are limited to board meetings and transcontinental private flights to my various houses, I can get by without breakfast.…
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