Skip to main content
Black Friday Sale - Get 40% off Vantage
Published loading...Updated

[Satire] Satire: I hate nature

Summary by The Battalion
Every morning, the second I open my eyes, I smirk to myself and think, “Life is great.” I switch on my full-spectrum LED light to help me wake up. This is vital to maintaining a healthy circadian rhythm. I quickly snap open my MacBook and check my email while my JURA brews my daily shot of espresso. Because my daily activities are limited to board meetings and transcontinental private flights to my various houses, I can get by without breakfast.…
DisclaimerThis story is only covered by news sources that have yet to be evaluated by the independent media monitoring agencies we use to assess the quality and reliability of news outlets on our platform. Learn more here.Cross Cancel Icon

Bias Distribution

  • There is no tracked Bias information for the sources covering this story.

Factuality Info Icon

To view factuality data please Upgrade to Premium

Ownership

Info Icon

To view ownership data please Upgrade to Vantage

The Battalion broke the news in on Monday, November 24, 2025.
Too Big Arrow Icon
Sources are mostly out of (0)
News
Feed Dots Icon
For You
Search Icon
Search
Blindspot LogoBlindspotLocal