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[Satire] Satire: Four ways to win over a male engineer’s heart

Summary by The Battalion
Dear ladies of Texas A&M: Besides getting accepted into your desired major and becoming a full-time student, the greatest pleasures known to womankind come from latching onto a man, locking him down and making him a suitable husband. Thus, whirling around in my inherently effeminate and, therefore, irrational imagination, I couldn’t help but wonder what kind of eligible bachelor our campus has to offer. I suspect we all know the answer to this o…
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The Battalion broke the news in on Thursday, April 2, 2026.
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