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[Satire] Satire: A notice on the spread of thought

Summary by The Battalion
Attention: The following is an excerpt from an infected student’s diary and has been distributed to warn against the spreading sickness. For your safety, contact The Texas A&M University System Board of Regents if you notice any similar symptoms of thought in your fellow classmates IMMEDIATELY.  I am a sick [REMOVED FOR IDEOLOGICAL CONTENT]. The outbreak began last year after a professor became infected. Fortunately, the University of Mechanized…
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The Battalion broke the news in on Thursday, April 2, 2026.
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