Report: Bench Near Piano Secretly Hiding Books About Music

[SATIRE] The Onion

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Report: Bench Near Piano Secretly Hiding Books About Music

MIDDLETOWN, OH—Shocked by the trove of mysterious compositions, household sources revealed Wednesday that a bench near the piano had been secretly hiding several books about music. “My God—ragtime classics, Disney favorites, A Charlie Brown Christmas—does anyone else know about this?” said one source, marveling over…Read more...