Pentagon Begs Shop to Stop Sending Butt Plugs to Military Personnel

Pentagon Picks Fight With Canadian Sex Shop

The Department of Warfightin’ had plenty of embarrassing leaks over the past year, with Pete [Hic] Hegseth going so far as to force underlings to undergo polygraph tests in an attempt to root out any Deep State antifa patriots remaining inside the military, but it also has a problem with plugs. Or at least the kind people enjoy shoving up their butts. Bonjibon, a boutique sex toy business based in Toronto, has received not one but two sternly wo…

Pentagon Begs Shop to Stop Sending Butt Plugs to Military Personnel

The owners of a Toronto-based sex toy shop made a bizarre discovery after opening two returned items that were sent back from a US naval base in Bahrain. As CTV News reports, cofounder Grace Bennett recalled discovering two letters from the Pentagon, which effectively told her business to — in her words — “stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain.” And while it may sound like the Pentagon was acting out of sexual shame, the issue instead stemmed from …