[Satire] O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit

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O.J. Simpson Allowed To Remain Living After Coffin Doesn’t Fit

LAS VEGAS—With onlookers gasping as the former football star made a big show of being too big for the casket, O.J. Simpson was reportedly allowed to remain alive Thursday after his coffin didn’t fit. “If the coffin doesn’t fit, you must let him live a bit.” said O.J. eulogizer Tommie Lochran, who advocated for Simpson…