New Mother Forced To Put Dream Of Becoming Central Asian Dictator On Hold

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New Mother Forced To Put Dream Of Becoming Central Asian Dictator On Hold

ASHGABAT, TURKMENISTAN—Putting her aspirations on the back burner for now, new mother Akja Charyeva told reporters Friday that she was forced to put her dream of becoming a Central Asian dictator on hold. “However much I want to bring the Turkmen people under the rule of my iron first, I have to prioritize taking care…Read more...