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Nation’s Quiet Weirdos Confirm They Saw You Reading From Afar

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion

PETERBOROUGH, NH—Clearing their throats as they hovered over you from behind, the nation’s quiet weirdos confirmed Thursday that they had seen you reading from afar. “I couldn’t help but notice you sitting here, engrossed in a fine volume of fiction,” said Sebastian Moore, a pale 22-year-old and one of several hundred…Read more...

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[SATIRE] The Onion

Nation’s Quiet Weirdos Confirm They Saw You Reading From Afar

PETERBOROUGH, NH—Clearing their throats as they hovered over you from behind, the nation’s quiet weirdos confirmed Thursday that they had seen you reading from afar. “I couldn’t help but notice you sitting here, engrossed in a fine volume of fiction,” said Sebastian Moore, a pale 22-year-old and one of several hundred…Read more...

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