My day at the Ashes with eight insufferable Aussies dressed as Shane Warne

My day at the Ashes with eight insufferable Aussies dressed as Shane Warne

THE GABBA — There’s no watershed at the Gabba. There wouldn’t be a crowd left if there was.  “Another s**t ball Jofra,” shouts one fan. It’s about 3.30pm. “It’s a s**t ball!” He repeats, doubling down.  Really, it’s small fry. A couple of t-shirts are rocking around with the unofficial, but really, official slogan for the Northern Territory tourism board emblazoned on the back: “CU in the NT”, they read in massive bold letters on the back. The c…