Mennonites Excited for New ‘Nut Kroeker’ Ballet

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Mennonites Excited for New ‘Nut Kroeker’ Ballet

WINNIPEG, MB After centuries of strict opposition to dancing of any sort, a new radical sect of Mennonites is set to perform the world’s first Anabaptist ballet – the Nut Kroeker. “It will surely become a holiday classic,” said area woman Sarah Derksen. “I’ve been clandestinely enjoying ballet for years and I’ll finally be able to be out in the open about it.” The story is a tale as old as time, featuring a Mr. Kroeker who has the reputation of …