[Satire] Leak Suggests New Taylor Swift Album All About Sink Not Draining Good Because It Clogged By Long Hair

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Leak Suggests New Taylor Swift Album All About Sink Not Draining Good Because It Clogged By Long Hair

LOS ANGELES—Circulating online via a Google Drive link, an alleged leak of Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department left fans speculating Thursday that the new album would be all about the artist’s sink not draining good because it was clogged by long hair. Swift subverted expectations that she would address her…