by Reporter X. The Clow UFO Base Court of Extraterrestrial Affairs in the 109,298,291 Circuit, based in Bolingbrook, IL, refused to ban the absentee ballots cast by Illinois residents working off-world. “I cannot throw away legitimate votes because an orange-skinned human is afraid of losing his Congress,” said Judge Kilos Surgon. The US Justice Department […]
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