It’s almost baseball’s opening day and Florida Man used to be very excited. I’m not anymore and I know why and I’m going to tell you guys. On Wednesday my friend Tom and I went to a spring training game in Palm Beach. It was a beautiful cloudless day in South Florida. Temps in the 70s and low humidity. There may have been 2,000 people. Great little stadium, red dirt, green grass, white lines. The beer, the brats, the Cracker Jacks were excellen…