FDA Warns Americans If They Eat Now They Won’t Be Hungry For Supper

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FDA Warns Americans If They Eat Now They Won’t Be Hungry For Supper

SILVER SPRING, MD—Urging all 340 million Americans to avoid filling up in order to better enjoy the evening’s meal, the Food and Drug Administration issued a warning Thursday that if the U.S. populace ate now, it wouldn’t be hungry for supper. “Our findings suggest that if you have a snack right now, you’ll just…Read more...