"After a lengthy, exhaustive, and completely serious investigation, members of the Damariscotta Police Department have reached a conclusion: Bigfoot is not real," cops said.
Local authorities in a small coastal town in the US state of Maine were alarmed when dozens of residents reported seeing the mythical monster "Bigfoot" roaming the streets. A police investigation eventually revealed that it was a fashionista wearing a particularly convincing fur costume, without any criminal activity being detected.