Deep Bellow Of ‘I’m Hungry!’ Rolls Out Of Teenage Son’s Animal-Bone-Filled Den

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Deep Bellow Of ‘I’m Hungry!’ Rolls Out Of Teenage Son’s Animal-Bone-Filled Den

SHEBOYGAN, WI—Cowering with visible terror as the demand reverberated from the dank, cavernous space, Ricker family sources confirmed Friday that a deep bellow of “I’m hungry” had rolled out of their teenage son Caleb’s animal-bone-filled den. “Feed me! Put it in my mouth! More! More now!” the 15-year-old said in…Read more...