Dad Hopes New Neighbor Likes Verbal Altercations

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Dad Hopes New Neighbor Likes Verbal Altercations

BETHANY BEACH, DE—As movers unloaded a truck in front of the house next door, local dad Stan Morby, 43, expressed hoped Wednesday that his new neighbor liked verbal altercations. “Man, I really hope whoever bought that place enjoys getting into shouting matches in the front yard,” said Morby, noting how difficult it…Read more...