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How to Emerge from Hibernation

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Women are just like bears. Each spring, we emerge from a winter-induced torpor state and begin the difficult process of relearning how to act like a (human) lady. Here’s a step-by-step guide for reentering polite society. 1. Move Slowly It’s important not to rush when burrowing out from your den of blankets, oversized sweaters, and half-drunk mugs of tea. After all, you haven’t left this comforting soft pile in months, except to urinate and peri…

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cochranenow.com broke the news in on Thursday, April 10, 2025.
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