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Bored Equifax Sees How Much They Can Lower Man’s Credit Score Before He Kills Himself

Summary by [SATIRE] The Onion
ATLANTA—Passing the time by inventing random things to penalize him for, bored officials at consumer credit reporting agency Equifax told reporters Tuesday they were seeing how far they could lower Danville, VA resident Scott Arkin’s credit score before he decided to kill himself. “It’s a slow day at the office, so we…Read more...
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