Blackstone’s annual (deliberately) awful holiday video goes country in 2024

Blackstone’s annual (deliberately) awful holiday video goes country in 2024

Horses. Line dancing. And CEO Stephen Schwarzman riding off into the sunset

Blackstone embraces country music and reality TV in its most ambitious holiday video yet. Watch it here.

Jon Gray, president and COO of Blackstone, goes country.BlackstoneBlackstone's holiday video series is back, and this time the firm is going country.The video combines another original song with a slew of reality television parodies.BlackRock CEO Larry Fink and fashion designer and reality TV star Jenna Lyons make cameos.Blackstone on Thursday launched its most ambitious holiday video yet, featuring 200 employees, two cameos, and a country music…

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