Answer Man: Weird noise question for ‘Professor Cicada’? Will U-Haul on Swannanoa River Road reopen? • Asheville Watchdog

Answer Man: Weird noise question for ‘Professor Cicada’? Will U-Haul on Swannanoa River Road reopen? • Asheville Watchdog

Today’s round of questions, my smart-aleck replies and the real answers: Question: Like it or not, you are the go-to expert on cicadas, thanks to your previous columns on the subject. So, Professor Cicada, the roads in our north Asheville neighborhood are littered with dead and dying cicadas that my dog is doing her best to clean up. You’d think the noise from them would be deafening but we haven’t heard a peep. What gives? Does this particular…