An Ode to .. King Luxon

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An Ode to .. King Luxon

Performance Review King Luxon sat behind His massive polished oak desk. It is Performance Review time. There is a knock on the door. “Enter!” says the King. In steps Minister of Disabilities and Carer Pedicures, Penny Simmonds. “I can explain everything …” she begins. “Fine,” says King Luxon, pressing the eject button. Minister Simmonds is blasted through the ceiling And disappears into the night sky. There is another knock on the door. “Enter!”…