Alexandra Paskhaver: Be like Homer Simpson

Alexandra Paskhaver: Be like Homer Simpson

We all should be more like Homer Simpson. Now, I know Homer is a fat, bald cartoon character, but hear me out. It is the Homers of this world that do far, far more for world peace and prosperity than anybody else. Look at Homer in his power plant. Does he do much? No, of course. Every day he eats his donut, and every day he proactively avoids triggering a nuclear meltdown. Other people cause nuclear troubles. Homer doesn’t. It is his incessant d…