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After Massive Loss To USA, Entire Canadian National Hockey Team To Be Euthanized For Being 'Sad'

Summary by The Federalist
The entire Canadian national hockey team is set to be euthanized, according to a joint statement from the Ministries of Suicide and Hockey.

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The Federalist broke the news in Washington, United States on Tuesday, February 24, 2026.
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